Jokes for the Whole Family - by Bob

Q: What race is never run? 

A: A swimming race.


Q: What is the coolest letter of the alphabet? 

A: Iced T


Q: What do you call a snowman in July? 

A: A puddle of water


Q: What does a bee do when it’s hot? 

A:Take off its yellow jacket


Q: I am tall when I am young and short when I am old.  What am I?  

A: A Candle


Q: Why was the light bulb cold? 

A: Because it was in the shade.


Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

A: Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump!


Q:Why can’t you trust atoms? 

A: They make up everything!


Q: Why are fish so smart? 

A: Because they live in schools!


Q: What is the king of the classroom? 

A: The ruler


If your children have any good ones to share, send them to Bob-