Jokes for the Whole Family - by Bob

Q: What race is never run? 

A: A swimming race.

 

Q: What is the coolest letter of the alphabet? 

A: Iced T

 

Q: What do you call a snowman in July? 

A: A puddle of water

 

Q: What does a bee do when it’s hot? 

A:Take off its yellow jacket

 

Q: I am tall when I am young and short when I am old.  What am I?  

A: A Candle

 

Q: Why was the light bulb cold? 

A: Because it was in the shade.

 

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

A: Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump!

 

Q:Why can’t you trust atoms? 

A: They make up everything!

 

Q: Why are fish so smart? 

A: Because they live in schools!

 

Q: What is the king of the classroom? 

A: The ruler

 

If your children have any good ones to share, send them to Bob- robert@shibleydaycamp.com. 

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