Bob’s Favorite Holiday Time Jokes
posted: January 2, 2021By: Bob
- What does a snowman eat for breakfast?
- Frosted Flakes
- What do Santa’s elves learn in school?
- The Elf abet
- Why do mummies like the holidays?
- Because of all the wrapping
- Why did the holiday tree go to the barber?
- It needed to be trimmed
- When does New Year’s Day come before Chanukah / Christmas?
- Every year
- What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?
- Ice Cream
- What does Santa like to do in the garden?
- Hoe, Hoe, Hoe
- Why did the dog cross the road twice?
- He was trying to fetch a boomerang
- What is big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
- His shadow
- Which day do fish hate?
- Fry day
- What falls but never gets hurt?
- Snow
- What do you call a bear with no teeth?
- A gummy bear
- Where does an elephant pack his luggage?
- In his trunk
- What do you call a snowman in July?
- A puddle
- Why are gulls named seagulls?
- Because if they were by the bay they would be bagels
- What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
- Have an ice day
- What do you get from a cow in a tornado?
- A milk shake
- Why did the students study in an airplane?
- Because they wanted higher grades
- Why does a dog wag its tail?
- Because there is no one else to wag it for him
- What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
- A snowball
- What is a parent’s favorite holiday song?
- Silent night
