Q: What race is never run?
A: A swimming race.
Q: What is the coolest letter of the alphabet?
A: Iced T
Q: What do you call a snowman in July?
A: A puddle of water
Q: What does a bee do when it’s hot?
A:Take off its yellow jacket
Q: I am tall when I am young and short when I am old. What am I?
A: A Candle
Q: Why was the light bulb cold?
A: Because it was in the shade.
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump!
Q:Why can’t you trust atoms?
A: They make up everything!
Q: Why are fish so smart?
A: Because they live in schools!
Q: What is the king of the classroom?
A: The ruler
If your children have any good ones to share, send them to Bob- firstname.lastname@example.org.